~ Roulette, BlackJack, Baccarat.. ~

Finally, 21 !!
Many of my cb friends tried to penetrate my thought
Telling me how fun is roulette, banker/player, baccarat >_<

My friend said to me
Gambling needs an analytical mind, dont be intuitive, not to be emotional. You must a person of strong visual, auditory and tactile. Else, you will be addicted and dazed with it.

I asked
Isnt gambling involve head bashing calculation of probabilities?

Nah.. Sweets are more than enough =.=''

Ooo.. Dun worry
I am going to enter casino soon!!
With lollipops and Mentos (hope guai zaisss love peppermint)

~ A Family is this... ~

Family, where love is shown, sorrow is shared. Needless to say, family relationships always come first and it sounds pretty much like common sense. But it doesnt always work that way .

I questioned myself.

What did I do for my family?
Have I taken my responsibility?
Did I apologize?
Am I honest?

Sadly, no no no no!! I never do anything for my family.
If I can see and feel inside my family, I will never do that.
Sorry for having everything but giving nothing.

~ My pleasure is the cheapest ~

Everyone cheers for the last minute winning goal
But dun expect me to present for the last minute invitation

~ Supernatural ~

Many people have come to me over years, half of them are willingly, most not under sedation. So, why do these people come to me? They have problems. They always say, "Garlic, I have problem, chronic depression." Wow, that sure sounds serious.

Look, I am not a bona fide doctor. I do not look like a doctor even with a medical gown or hand with scalpel. What can I help them? They said, your head is plum full of amusing anecdotes, inspiration speeches and loads of stuff that will get us stop having problems. You just have to make us laugh. =.= Does this sound like a compliment? HoHo!! I admitted and accepted, that I was a joker.

Ready to get started laughing? Okay, then.

This happened last friday. I heard this very accidentally when i was having my dinner.

" WTF, this nasi goreng is extremely hot and peppery. It is burning my tongue." Shouted A.
" Yea, this maggi goreng 'stings' my eyes, look at me. " Replied B with teardrops gather at his eyes.

" Oops.. My stomach will pain after such a meal. And, its having riot now. Its near my 屁股头. I cant stand on it anymore, its at my 屁股头. I have to go, bye." Without hesitation, he left his nasi goreng and rushed to the toilet.

I started to think. What is 屁股头? After recalling what he said attentively and carefully, i got the answer.

finger=手指头, nipple=乳头, glans=龟头, anus=屁股头?

I cant stop laughing and I started to count what 头s do i have LOL
Thanks to google translator for translating those 头 for me
hahahaha

Anyway, have i delighted you all enough?
I guess this is my supernatural =)

~ 痴痳根 ~

几个星期后 所有事情都会恢复正常

~ Important piece in the game? ~

This is only a game
A game with 16 pawns
Black, white, many, but weak

Pawn guards the queen
He is ready to send his soul to heaven
He is ready to fight to the death
He gives up his live for the greatest queen
He protects his beautiful queen from falling victim to the opposite horde without hesitation

He will do anything if his love is taken away
He is just a pawn, inconspicuous and insignificant pawn
AND
He is preparing for the battle !!!

~ 幽幽不爱默默 ~

以前不懂的什么叫‘幽默’
以为幽默就是说笑话 逗得大家狂笑
直到年岁渐长 经历了许多灾祸 留下许多伤疤 才渐渐了解

幽默是知天命 晓得认命
晓得自己这一辈子能拥有的和不可能拥有的
幽默的人 好话坏话 爱听不爱听 都能逆来顺受

扮所害不是幽默 ！！

~ Friends ~

The shortest distance between friends is a smile
and thats the distance between you and me

~ 哦哦哦 ~

两年前，我为离开她的事感到很内疚
总以为是自己对不起她

几天前，当她把电话还给我
我才发现里面的信息
厉害哦 原来在我离开她之前另个人已经出现了

然后 把我弄得好像千古罪人一样
证据还在要看向我拿 ！！！

~ to LEAVE or to STAY ~

Between going and staying

If I choose to leave
You will be in such pain as watching me leaving, walking away
I know you hate goodbye

But I was not destined to go far
So I hope you know how lucky you are

No goodbye, Yes cibai @@

~ Love at First Sight ~

It was not love at first sight, but I felt an overwhelming urge to protect you.
Your presence was so strong that I automatically included you in my daily thoughts and actions.
I am missing you so much >.<

Wanna go for lunch ma? lol..

~ I have Csss ~

I have Csss
Not CAR, not CASH, not CONDOMINIUM

but
CATTINESS, CHEEKINESS, and CONCEITEDNESS

~ 原来我以前是这样的 ~

I hate
unlovely voracious look of him
his thick oily skin
his heavy dull-burning eyes
his nature instincts, miserable distorted block-head

The generality,
ape-faced, imp-faced, angry dog-faced,
degraded underfoot perverse creature, son of indocility
and in one word of STUPIDITY, which is the general mother of such
He is a fellow adequate to animal magnetize most things

原来我讨厌的，只是以前的我

~ 四块多的价值 ~

四块多能买鸡饭
四块多能买SEREMBAN去UKM的火车票

我并非贪你的四块多
只是贪图等巴士和火车省下的时间
这四块多就这样将你的本性袒露出来了

一年省下百多块？
一天我都不知道用几百块了

哎~

~ 5 2 4 + ~

4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

I love numbers, even numbers
I love 4, my Miss Romantic
You make me feel so good and you light up my day
Slowly and slowly, you entered my heart
Now in every direction, there is you and only you

+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + +

I love +
I love your heavenly smile, enchanting eyes
Everything of you seem to attract me so much
Even I dun allow,
you still have the magic to take my breath away, gracefully

You may not be here with me
But you are always in my heart
4+ i miss you

~ I love JEALOUSY ~

I LOVE YOU
I said this with my mouth sealed shut.

I shall not forget you
Even I have to.