~ Roulette, BlackJack, Baccarat.. ~

Finally, 21 !!
Many of my cb friends tried to penetrate my thought
Telling me how fun is roulette, banker/player, baccarat >_<

My friend said to me
Gambling needs an analytical mind, dont be intuitive, not to be emotional. You must a person of strong visual, auditory and tactile. Else, you will be addicted and dazed with it.

I asked
Isnt gambling involve head bashing calculation of probabilities?

Nah.. Sweets are more than enough =.=''

Ooo.. Dun worry
I am going to enter casino soon!!
With lollipops and Mentos (hope guai zaisss love peppermint)

~ A Family is this... ~

Family, where love is shown, sorrow is shared. Needless to say, family relationships always come first and it sounds pretty much like common sense. But it doesnt always work that way .

I questioned myself.

What did I do for my family?
Have I taken my responsibility?
Did I apologize?
Am I honest?

Sadly, no no no no!! I never do anything for my family.
If I can see and feel inside my family, I will never do that.
Sorry for having everything but giving nothing.

~ My pleasure is the cheapest ~

Everyone cheers for the last minute winning goal
But dun expect me to present for the last minute invitation

~ Supernatural ~

Many people have come to me over years, half of them are willingly, most not under sedation. So, why do these people come to me? They have problems. They always say, "Garlic, I have problem, chronic depression." Wow, that sure sounds serious.

Look, I am not a bona fide doctor. I do not look like a doctor even with a medical gown or hand with scalpel. What can I help them? They said, your head is plum full of amusing anecdotes, inspiration speeches and loads of stuff that will get us stop having problems. You just have to make us laugh. =.= Does this sound like a compliment? HoHo!! I admitted and accepted, that I was a joker.

Ready to get started laughing? Okay, then.

This happened last friday. I heard this very accidentally when i was having my dinner.

" WTF, this nasi goreng is extremely hot and peppery. It is burning my tongue." Shouted A.
" Yea, this maggi goreng 'stings' my eyes, look at me. " Replied B with teardrops gather at his eyes.

" Oops.. My stomach will pain after such a meal. And, its having riot now. Its near my 屁股头. I cant stand on it anymore, its at my 屁股头. I have to go, bye." Without hesitation, he left his nasi goreng and rushed to the toilet.

I started to think. What is 屁股头? After recalling what he said attentively and carefully, i got the answer.

finger=手指头, nipple=乳头, glans=龟头, anus=屁股头?

I cant stop laughing and I started to count what 头s do i have LOL
Thanks to google translator for translating those 头 for me
hahahaha

Anyway, have i delighted you all enough?
I guess this is my supernatural =)

~ 痴痳根 ~

几个星期后 所有事情都会恢复正常

~ Important piece in the game? ~

This is only a game
A game with 16 pawns
Black, white, many, but weak

Pawn guards the queen
He is ready to send his soul to heaven
He is ready to fight to the death
He gives up his live for the greatest queen
He protects his beautiful queen from falling victim to the opposite horde without hesitation

He will do anything if his love is taken away
He is just a pawn, inconspicuous and insignificant pawn
AND
He is preparing for the battle !!!

~ 幽幽不爱默默 ~

以前不懂的什么叫‘幽默’
以为幽默就是说笑话 逗得大家狂笑
直到年岁渐长 经历了许多灾祸 留下许多伤疤 才渐渐了解

幽默是知天命 晓得认命
晓得自己这一辈子能拥有的和不可能拥有的
幽默的人 好话坏话 爱听不爱听 都能逆来顺受

扮所害不是幽默 ！！