~ My pleasure is the cheapest ~

Everyone cheers for the last minute winning goal
But dun expect me to present for the last minute invitation

~ Supernatural ~

Many people have come to me over years, half of them are willingly, most not under sedation. So, why do these people come to me? They have problems. They always say, "Garlic, I have problem, chronic depression." Wow, that sure sounds serious.

Look, I am not a bona fide doctor. I do not look like a doctor even with a medical gown or hand with scalpel. What can I help them? They said, your head is plum full of amusing anecdotes, inspiration speeches and loads of stuff that will get us stop having problems. You just have to make us laugh. =.= Does this sound like a compliment? HoHo!! I admitted and accepted, that I was a joker.

Ready to get started laughing? Okay, then.

This happened last friday. I heard this very accidentally when i was having my dinner.

" WTF, this nasi goreng is extremely hot and peppery. It is burning my tongue." Shouted A.
" Yea, this maggi goreng 'stings' my eyes, look at me. " Replied B with teardrops gather at his eyes.

" Oops.. My stomach will pain after such a meal. And, its having riot now. Its near my 屁股头. I cant stand on it anymore, its at my 屁股头. I have to go, bye." Without hesitation, he left his nasi goreng and rushed to the toilet.

I started to think. What is 屁股头? After recalling what he said attentively and carefully, i got the answer.

finger=手指头, nipple=乳头, glans=龟头, anus=屁股头?

I cant stop laughing and I started to count what 头s do i have LOL
Thanks to google translator for translating those 头 for me
hahahaha

Anyway, have i delighted you all enough?
I guess this is my supernatural =)

~ 痴痳根 ~

几个星期后 所有事情都会恢复正常

~ Important piece in the game? ~

This is only a game
A game with 16 pawns
Black, white, many, but weak

Pawn guards the queen
He is ready to send his soul to heaven
He is ready to fight to the death
He gives up his live for the greatest queen
He protects his beautiful queen from falling victim to the opposite horde without hesitation

He will do anything if his love is taken away
He is just a pawn, inconspicuous and insignificant pawn
AND
He is preparing for the battle !!!

~ 幽幽不爱默默 ~

以前不懂的什么叫‘幽默’
以为幽默就是说笑话 逗得大家狂笑
直到年岁渐长 经历了许多灾祸 留下许多伤疤 才渐渐了解

幽默是知天命 晓得认命
晓得自己这一辈子能拥有的和不可能拥有的
幽默的人 好话坏话 爱听不爱听 都能逆来顺受

扮所害不是幽默 ！！

~ Friends ~

The shortest distance between friends is a smile
and thats the distance between you and me

~ 哦哦哦 ~

两年前，我为离开她的事感到很内疚
总以为是自己对不起她

几天前，当她把电话还给我
我才发现里面的信息
厉害哦 原来在我离开她之前另个人已经出现了

然后 把我弄得好像千古罪人一样
证据还在要看向我拿 ！！！